Once upon a time, the making of herbal love potions was the province of aged crones, to be visited in their hovels on wild moonlit moors and paid, for labouring over a hot cauldron, with doubloons. These days, aphrodisiacs can be purchased with pounds from the equally mystical Glastonbury.

But no need to sojourn to this place of legend, for Indigo Herbs will deliver to your door via a wondrous red van bearing the crest of our sovereign Queen, Elizabeth. Plus, through the modern magic of the Internet you may select the aphrodisiac of your choice online, tailored to your own specific needs, made from 100% natural products and blended, they tell me, to stimulate a rush of sexual energy.