http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/ This is the syndication feed from the Desire Magazine website need a little extra excitement in your life but can’t wait until christmas? well join the rest of the world in one world orgasm day on the 8th august. it’s, ‘a celebration as big as any holiday, with as much anticipation, less anxiety, and more fulfillment than waiting for santa.’ so whether you choose to strum solo, frig with a friend, or roger yourself with a rabbit, put on your best come face and join the rest of the world in the most climactic event of the year. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1134 Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT film erotica<br> you’d assume that this flick would be about five young brit pornlets pissing off to tuscany and getting some italian sausage, but no — the only italian male seen in the dvd is some poor old geezer on crutches in the town square. thankfully, they make do with the three english blokes who were brought along to the shoot instead, meaning they could have shot this on a hen do in a poncy house in surrey to be honest. the true international flavour comes from a german girl who http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1140 Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT since watching roman holiday i’ve dreamt of visiting the ancient city and that some italian stallion would whisk me away on his vespa before plying me with wine and fucking me al fresco. well now there’s even more reason for me to live out my wet dreams: torture garden en italia! who’d have thought that one of the sexiest cities in the world, also has a barrage of kinksters, standing proud in the finest rubber and pvc that money can buy? sadly the italian version of the london club, which saw i http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1146 Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT the owners of a christian sex shop are now offering couples a divinely dirty weekend away. stella and stan hunt, the brains behind www.whollylove.com are renting out getaways at a chalet in penlan, south wales. a naughty night away is always nice, but somehow we don’t expect to find a st andrew’s cross… http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1133 Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT the owners of a burger van were arrested last month after handing out free porn with their late-night kebabs. punters were given the dirty dvds in driffield, east yorkshire, after spending more than a fiver on booze and burgers. the pair of porn peddlers even played the movies on a portable tv in the van in an attempt to lure in drunken revellers from the town centre.<br><br> police licensing officer pc carolyn grundy said: ‘it is unbelievable customers were being offered porn dvd http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1130 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT they say that size doesnt matter but that certainly wasn’t the case for the historic long man of wilmington after he sprouted a 20ft cock overnight. cheeky vandals added the appendage to the eastbourne- based chalk artwork with the same paint used to line football pitches. a spokesperson from the sussex archaeological society said the knob was ‘unusually large’. well, we all know it’s not what you’ve got, but what you do with it that counts… http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1131 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT he’s slept with over 2,000 prostitutes (a gentleman should always make love a good deal. and £25 is a good deal), been banned from the us for moral turpitude, had an affair with a scottish gangster and confessed to eating his own shit. but on june 17, sebastian horsley, soho’s most decadent and delectable dandy, was found dead in his flat after a suspected overdose, aged 47.<br><br> sebastian has almost bitten the bullet several times, including a game of russian roulette with http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1132 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT union films<br> the girls in this film are first class. you 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http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1143 Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT what’s better than one erotic emporium for women? well two of them, of course. sh! women’s store, the famous sex shop for girlies, has opened a brand new shop in swanky portobello road. the inviting pink palace welcomes women to browse the multitude of sex toys, racy lingerie and erotic fiction over a nice cup of tea, and all without getting perved on by blokes. well-behaved chaps are welcome to join the fun when escorted by a woman, but for those fellas flying solo there’s a gent’s night ev http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1129 Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT televisionx<br> once upon a time, cartoonist ronald searle created the anarchic st trinian’s school to parody life at its edinburgh namesake. the series of films that followed later parodied these cartoons, exaggerating and affectionately poking fun at the original idea by turning the girls into sexually precocious 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http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1120 Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:00:00 GMT erigo distribution with a title like that, you might expect to know roughly what you are getting, but in this case you might be a teeny bit wrong as if naughty office worker rio, who stars in the fifth and final segment of this endearing flick, is actually english then i am a twenty-foot tall david icke-scaring illuminatilizard. geographical and nationalistic issues aside, this is actually an endearing little number: five separate scenes of greater or lesser actual plausibility (sexy secre http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1118 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:00:00 GMT the big butts book by dian hanson (tashen, £34.99) hats off to publishers taschen. with the big book of breasts and legs they created some perfectly produced eye-candy for every highminded perv’s coffee table, and now they’ve gone and done it again – with arses! now whether you consider yourself an arse person or not, 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