http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/ This is the syndication feed from the Desire Magazine website each issue we thrust a reader into the lusty limelight. this month it’s the turn of liz, a 25-year-old student from nottingham<br><br> who are you? a confident, happy girl who just loves to get naked<br><br> what would you like to see in foreplay?<br> people in the buff, of course! but failing that, a range of wonderful articles all exploring and celebrating our inherent sexualities. let it all hang out!<br><br> your turn-ons? people who are at http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1230 Tue, 10 May 2011 00:00:00 GMT bluebird films<br><br> this fi lm combines porno and murder mystery roleplay, so i thought it might have potential as an imaginative and funny piece of smut. unfortunately it failed to hit the spot. i’m usually all in favour of sex mixed up with unlikely or even bizarre scenarios, but try as i might i couldn’t make this work for me. it’s just too silly, even for a parody. it’s desperately kitsch, with nice outfits if you like sex party fancy dress, ridiculously clich http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1238 Mon, 09 May 2011 00:00:00 GMT by richard carradine<br> £9.99, silver moon<br> ‘warning!’ promises the tantalising print on the front cover, ‘contains explicit illustrations!’ and indeed, this book does contain some wonderfully graphic bdsm artwork. silver moon’s new edition of tormented passage by richard carradine is filled with black and white images by the mysterious illustrator, ‘loki’. each picture is wonderfully detailed, almost photo-realistic, and could easily resemble stills from kink.com videos, we http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1234 Wed, 04 May 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> my wife and i decided it would be ok for our teenage daughter to bring boys home and stay in her bedroom because we thought it would be preferable to have her here, than worry about her shagging boys out in the cold or in places where we could not keep an eye on who she was seeing. well, we were in for quite a shock. first, the volume of different boys and girls who stayed the night and second, the volume who did so all at the same time! one night she had five stayi http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1229 Tue, 03 May 2011 00:00:00 GMT by scott d. ryerson & michael orlando yaccarino<br> abrams books, £29.99<br> way back before the first world war, the marchesa casati—a six-foot, fabulously loaded beauty as elegantly wasted as a smack overdose—effortlessly ripped fashion taboos to shreds. she strode the midnight streets of venice in everything from armour pierced by electrified arrows (a masterpiece of homosexual symbolism) to blood-splashed peacock feathers, and often, only sheerest gold dust. that’s in http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1235 Fri, 29 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT fist mittens<br> £20, www.affordable-leather.co.uk<br> oh how i remember the dark depths of winter and the futile attempts to send a text from my iphone while wearing the woollen mitts knitted especially for me by ma berry. whilst they kept my paws lovely and toasty, i soon realised that it was impossible to do any of my other favourite activities (picking my nose, peeling bananas, having a wank). ‘hmm,’ i mused to myself, ‘wouldn’t these make a great subby tool?’ but before i cou http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1233 Thu, 28 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> i am not satisfied with my penis or the way it works and am planning cosmetic surgery. i have already had my foreskin removed in order to expose more of my penis, and that was a disaster because i was not told that i would lose sensation. can you assure me that the same won’t happen when i undergo a penis enlargement?<br> dissatisfaction<br><br> dear dissatisfaction,<br> sorry, but i think you need to look at this more carefully. people w http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1228 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT spartacus magnetic weights<br> £8.95, www.sex-toys.co.uk<br> as a die-hard masochist, there’s nothing more my bloke likes to do than tease and torture my tender nips. he’s done it so often that my booby-buds are like steel bullets, and no clamp, peg or flick can even come close to causing me that knickergushing rush of pain that i love so much. so when he turned up to my house with a set of spartacus magnetic weights and an evil glint in his eye, i was more than happy to accommoda http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1232 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT by jo hemmings<br> vermilion publshing, £8.99<br> at first glance, i expected this book to be shit. its shocking-pink cover, dodgy handcuffs and blingy chick-lit-esque text make it perfectly clear it was never written for the likes of me (ie a wanton painslut with a penchant for lots of debauched sex on a permanent basis). time and time again, these self-help sex books invade the market for an audience of cosmo readers which are tame, lacking in imagination and not particularly clu http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1236 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT harmony<br> judging by the title, i thought this was going to have something to do with voyeurism, while the blurb on the back suggests kinky porn for a variety of tastes. what you actually get is good, but entirely conventional, porn. there are five scenes, each featuring different stars, across an impressive two and a half hours of viewing. i can’t fault the production. the girls are sexy, their costumes are cute and the sets are fine, while the guys are well endowed and capable, prov http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1239 Thu, 21 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> i am writing to you as the only agony aunt being published in a british sex magazine that is aimed at both men and women. thank goodness for foreplay. me and my mates are always wondering about what our pussies taste like to men. do you think some men refuse to lick pussy because that particular pussy tastes horrid? with so many men refusing, it gives us gals a complex and makes us want to scrub our poor little neglected pussies.<br> pussy scrubber<br>& http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1227 Thu, 21 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT last month the cream of the world’s porn stars gathered in the city of sin, las vegas, usa, for the annual adult video network (avn) awards. the glitzy, star-studded ceremony, hosted by porn favourites, tori black and riley steele, awarded a whopping one hundred awards in what we can only presume was a rather long ceremony indeed. gongs were given to such delightful x-rated titles as buttwoman vs slutwoman and dirty rotten mother fuckers 6. ahhhh, imagine the emotional acceptance speeches. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1225 Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT a tranny-friendly new airline has described itself as a ‘pioneer’ after recruiting six transgendered air stewardesses. pc air, based in thailand, provides its tranny workers with special gold ‘third sex’ name badges to help passengers and customs staff identify their gender status. peter chan, owner of pc air said, ‘i think these people can have many careers—i just made their dream come true. our society has changed. it’s evolution. i’m a pioneer and i’m sure there will be other organisations http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1224 Tue, 19 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT anna span<br> so have you ever wondered whether porn made by and for women would be different? or have you already explored the work of anna span or petra joy? if you have, you’ll know that while both these two directors are women, their fi lms differ as much as, say, the output of film erotica differs from the likes of max hardcore’s yukfests.<br><br> on the strength of this, anyway, i would have to state a preference for ms span over ms joy. sex experiments is something http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1237 Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> i am an 18-year-old male living in salford. i have been watching the joy of teen sex on television in the hope of solving my problem. i was delighted when a young man came on with premature ejaculation and the gorgeous dr rachael jones took him under her wing. she advised him to, ‘think of something else’ whilst having sex with his girlfriend and use a condom to numb his cock. i have been trying these things but i have to say that the advice is making matters wor http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1226 Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT a canadian documentary-maker has left his wife behind to travel round-the-world with his collection of sex dolls. dave hockey, 57, has spent a wallet-busting £16,000 so far, taking his fake girlfriends to stonehenge, niagara falls and the grand canyon. dave took realdoll girlfriend, bianca, sky-diving and horse-back riding before giving her the ride of her non-life on the back of a harley. ‘my wife understands it is a hobby,’ he said. ‘she isn’t threatened by the dolls—she knows i’m not going t http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1223 Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT and in other spunky news, a manchester nhs trust has put forward proposals to collect sperm donations via courier. due to dwindling numbers of donations, st mary’s hospital aims to make it easier for men to donate at home by offering a motorbike courier service to ‘come’ and pick it up. professor daniel brison, scientific director of the department of reproductive medicine at st mary’s hospital, said: ‘ultimately we hope that this scheme will increase the supply of donated sperm and allow us http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1222 Thu, 14 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT vibratex wand massager<br> £45.95, www.sh-womenstore.com<br> when uber sex-guru betty dodson handed out a load of hitachi magic wands to a group of supposedly anorgasmic women in the 1970s, the ‘massager’s’ place in toy history was cemented. but sadly, the mains charged, bulbous-headed buzzer is getting harder and harder to come upon as trading standards are clamping down on non ce-approved electrical items which, alas, covers this weapon of masturbation. but dear ladies do not de http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1231 Wed, 13 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT watersports fans really can make a game out of weeing with the introduction of piss-controlled consoles in japanese public toilets. aptly named ‘toylets’, the machines, created by sega, have mini-games that you play by pissing onto a special sensor. ‘graffiti eraser’ lets you use your piss as a hose to clean a wall of graffiti, while in ‘the north wind and her’, how hard you pee determines how high a cartoon girl’s skirt will blow up, revealing her knicks. high scorers can download their results http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1221 Tue, 12 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT as a sweaty, lycra-wearing jane fonda once said, ‘no pain, no gain.’ well i hope you readers will appreciate that the great pains that the foreplay team has gone through to bring you this issue. young helen has been crawling through puddles of piss in the smelly public conveniences of london hoping to gag on a plump cock stuck through the wall for her glory hole mission. turn to page 86 to see if she was sucksessful.<br><br> and we’ve actually let rampant rodent, mouse, out of he http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1219 Mon, 11 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT updating the news last month about hackney council’s proposed ‘nil policy’ on sex establishments in the borough, the policy unfortunately got the go-ahead. following protests and a survey that reported 66% of residents opposing the policy, councillors voted on an amended policy, banning all new strip joints and sex shops. luckily the existing ones may remain open providing they are ‘well-run, longstanding’ establishments. only two councillors opposed the policy including cllr geoff taylor wh http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1220 Mon, 11 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT bluebird films<br> bluebird films are certainly making an attempt to bring a bit of wit and intelligence to the uk porn scene. the latest offering from prolific writer, director and performer, paul chaplin, is a look at the seven deadly sins, each one explored in a horny little vignette. the film kicks off with the devil, in the shapely form of carly parker, tempting cindy behr to eat the fateful apple that brought sin to the world. then we’re into an orgy of bad behaviour. anger sees cha http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1213 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> i write to you with a big dilemma. i work from home and employ a cleaner. she comes round at 9am for two hours once a week. i am not an early riser so, sometimes when she lets herself in, i am still in bed or in the bathroom. the sound of her putting the key in the lock and her dainty footsteps down the hallway usually gives me an erection and i have a wank, often with sound effects much louder than is sensible. i wonder if i can detect her ear to the door (but http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1216 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT sex is funny. it’s full of squelching and air escaping from body cavities and yoga positions that would make a nun blush. and all too often erotica bypasses the hilarity of it all, which also bypasses the reality. thankfully jeremy edwards is stamping out the literary equivalent of airbrushed thighs. his filth doesn’t take itself too seriously and it has that rare and often incompatible combination of smut and comedy. rather than laughing until your fanny collapses in on itself or your har http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1209 Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT i loved this book from the moment i saw the cover, a picture of a beautiful girl on stage, looking shy and unsure of herself as she unbuttons her victorian style chemise, no doubt in front of a large and leering audience. it captures the essence of the book, which is a tour de force of female embarrassment and exposure, beautifully delivered in order to get the most out of every single scene. the whole thing is also extremely kinky, with highly indulgent clothing fetishism, spankings galore, biz http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1210 Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT thousands of commuters in the usa dropped their pants and had the breezy ride of their lives last month when they took part in no pants day 2011. but unfortunately for us brits hoping for a flash of flange, the pants in this instance refers to the annoying american term for trousers. but there were y-fronts, boxers, briefs and knickers galore for unsuspecting travellers to gawp at. and what a fine sight these new yorkers made… http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1206 Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT £21.95, www.sex-toys.co.uk<br> ladies. i’d like to talk to you about a very serious subject, and one that is very close to my own heart. whether through wearing excessively tight nylon panties, or over-wanking before bedtime, this problem affects many women up and down the country, and causes embarrassment, anger and very slippery flaps. i am, of course, talking about an excessively sweaty fanny. luckily i got hold of the freezer pleaser ice massager which has solved my problem instantly. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1208 Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> i’d been enjoying the best sex ever, until last night when things went horribly wrong. my gorgeous girl was down there, licking my arse and i was in seventh heaven. then i felt a fart coming on. not a small one that you could ease out sideways, but a full-bowel full of what-not polluted air. i panicked and wondered what to do. leap off the bed? clench my buttocks and turn over? scream out ‘fart coming’? it came over me before i had a chance to make my choice and i http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1217 Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT harmony<br> you tend to know where you are with the tanya hyde films for harmony—very stylish, very slightly kinky, good-looking people and the rest of it, and this is basically more of the same. nothing wrong with that when it’s a good same, which it is. on offer here are four scenes, a mix of boy-girl and girl-girlboy with a little girl-girl action thrown in. everyone’s attired in fabulous fetishwear, leather and latex and some rather interesting piercings as well, and ms hyde never a http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1212 Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT £52, www.sex-toys.co.uk<br> i jumped for joy when i looked inside this big package from the postie and saw two size 6 1/2 realistic moulded feet. but then i started to worry. as an experienced foot mistress, would this ultra-lifelike set of artificial prosthetic limbs make me redundant? would i be replaced by replicas, leaving my petite paws second best in comparison? i took a closer look. well these ‘cyberskin with dual density’ feet are modelled on the perfect peds of penthouse pet and http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1207 Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT roll out the pink carpet, because the shaftas (soft and hardcore adult film and television awards) are back to honour the finest porno flicks, performers and directors over the last year, and television x needs your votes. did you cream yourself over mummy’s got milk 5? (we did) or perhaps you’d like to see northern starlet syren sexton retain her title of female performer of the year? whatever tickled your fancy, head to www.televisionx.com/shafta to vote for your favourite. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1205 Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT a fetish shop in hackney is in danger of being closed down by prudish councillors who have proposed a ‘nil policy’ on sex establishments in the london borough. if the policy gets the go-ahead, the wellknown sex shop, expectations, will close, along with the boroughs’ four strip joints, leaving over 400 people out of work. many people have spoken out against the policy including the hackney trade union council and even local reverend, paul turp, of st leonards church in shoreditch, who said, ‘ http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1204 Thu, 17 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT www.televisionx.com<br> this film opens with a pastiche star wars sequence on the joy of nylons and i thought it might be too corny to be a real turn-on, but i have to say that i’m impressed. there are five scenes spread over more than two hours, each starting with an interview between the star, lara latex, and the girls or boys she’s going to have sex with. the fi rst involves two old soldiers reminiscing about nylon stockings, gis and bad behaviour during and after world war ii, but i http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1211 Thu, 17 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> there seems to be more in the news of people being murdered by their landlords, and now i have warning bells ringing in my ears. my landlord is always giving me penetrating looks and tells me, ‘there are other ways to pay the rent.’ i would hate to be murdered.<br> intrepid tenant<br> goole<br><br> dear intrepid tenant,<br> landlords who suggest sex with their tenants in lieu of rent are procuring the tenant into prostitution and thu http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1218 Thu, 17 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> my girlfriend is wonderful but she does have one weakness: shoes. she owns 123 pairs of shoes and boots and there’s not much space left for anything else in her flat (especially me). some pairs have never been worn. i suspect she has a shoe fetish and wonder what part i should be playing in this to make her happy?<br> second place to a shoe<br> hartlepool<br><br> dear second place to a shoe,<br> many women have a passion for shoes. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1215 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT which would you prefer… face-sitting or world peace? well new yorker, roman shusterman is gunning for both. this plucky chap campaigns on the streets of the big apple asking women if they’ll sit on his face in the name of world peace. apparently it’s a political statement against the us government. roman says, ‘if the public domain accept the idea of allowing for sexual relations in public amongst strangers on a consensual basis, than society will learn to tolerate gay behaviour as well as any http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1203 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT ed richard labonté cleis press, £10.99<br> one of the clichés about gay men has always been that they’re interested in looks—their own, and those of their partner—to the virtual exclusion of all else. in this anthology, richard labonté presents stories featuring almost impossibly beautiful men, exploring whether idealised good looks are always a blessing, and what effect their beauty has on these men and those who love or lust after them.<br><br> some characters go all out i http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1191 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT harmony<br> the latest model to feature in harmony’s nymphomaniac series is sultry american alexis texas. her defi nition of what a nymphomaniac actually is may not fit the usual psychological profile (she likes to push her limits, she’s not afraid to be sexual, she’s empowered by anal sex) but it serves as the peg on which to hang this series of hardcore sequences.<br><br> much like the fuck me series that preceded it, nymphomaniac lets the star describe her fantasies, in http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1194 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT the bouncer £149.99 www.amorosoinnovations.com<br> ‘darling, lie back and think of england,’ was the sex advice of one victorian mother to her soon-to-be-married brat. back then fucking for the respected classes was to be endured and not enjoyed. but thanks to a suffragette throwing herself under a horse, hippies burning their bras and a five-piece girl band singing about girl power, times have changed.<br> now my mother said to me, ‘darling do remember that if you climb atop your http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1197 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT an innovative airliner that allowed couples to join the mile high club has been forced to ground their sexy flights after complaints from the civilian air authority (caa). the easily embarrassed caa ruled that in-flight nookie offered by mile high flights was ‘too distracting’ for pilots, and refused to grant another licence. ‘i’m not giving up on what was a popular business idea because someone at the caa doesn’t like the sound of what goes on in our plane,’ said mike crisp, who founded th http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1202 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT a man who was accused of possessing illegal images under the controversial extreme pornography law was found not guilty on all counts at stafford crown court last month. kevin webster (not of coronation street fame, we hasten to add) downloaded erotic images featuring fake horror scenes, which the jury ruled did not accurately depict ‘realistic’ sexual violence. professor feona attwood, one of the court’s expert witnesses described the images as ‘less realistic than a british soap opera.’ http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1201 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT a radical shake-up of internet censorship laws could force porn-lovers to join an ‘optin’ scheme if they fancy a quick shuffle in front of their computer. ed vaizey, communications minister, has called meetings with the uk’s largest broadband providers to investigate censoring all pornography until individual users express a desire to watch it. the move is designed to protect children from seeing adult images, but some technology experts say it could block legitimate websites. mr vaizey said, ‘ http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1200 Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT people often assume that just because i edit the world’s best topshelf mag, that i must be a big, bad domme who doesn’t believe in love. they think that i would rather beat the b’jesus out of a line of slaves after they take turns to fuck, eat and suck me than turn up at my own wedding to a banker who will, later that night, impregnate me before going to sleep in the bed that we will share for the rest of our lives.<br><br> actually the truth is, i would rather do none of these th http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1199 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT alexander institute<br> oh blinking flip, make it stop! you know the definition of objective journalism is basically writing about something you know bugger all about and have very little interested in…. well, vanilla heteromonogamy is about as alien and remote a world to me as north-west clog-dancing probably is to you lot. so, not the target audience for this dvd then, which should have made me able to assess it from a neutral viewpoint as opposed to looking for a bucket to be sick in. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1195 Wed, 09 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT by violet blue, £11.99<br> you may be wondering if it is really possible to get a whole book out of the subject of pussy-licking without padding, or hiring the sort of graphic designer who’s big on white space, but this magnificently comprehensive volume will put you right on that score. it really does cover everything, from detailed anatomical explanation to hints and tips for those with disabilities or particular issues—and yes, there are a few horny short stories from alison tyler but http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1192 Wed, 09 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT the scoregroup<br> if you didn’t manage to catch feed her fuck her part one, then don’t worry, part two brings us 98 minutes of even bigger and better bouncing voluptuous saucy babes all starving and desperate to satisfy their massive insatiable hunger. watch in angel delight as these extremely naughty extra-large ladies take an extra-large helping of manhood and two veg, and then feast on the throbbing cock platter. hard humping and a lot of munching is the name of the game here, as the http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1193 Wed, 09 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT dear aunty tuppy,<br> your recent reply to the people asking for an expert’s definition of virginity did not, in my view, go far enough. having been brought up in ireland, i was pleased to move to london where i feel less stigmatised. in ireland, i was considered ‘just another slice off a cut loaf’. in other words, just because i had experienced sexual intercourse out of wedlock, i should be available to any man who wants me. the whole concept of women being the property of men, and us http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1214 Wed, 09 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT vaginismus dilator set £47.99 www.sh-womenstore.com<br> anyone who’s ever seen a medical professional with a sex-related difficulty would probably report that the treatment is not sexy. in fact it’s in danger of severely hampering your libido, which can make the original problem worse. i say ‘would probably’ as there are some sexy doctors out there that are in danger of hampering their oath and also some alternative practitioners.<br><br> one sexual dysfunction which is http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1196 Tue, 08 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT and in other fanny-related news, last month a group of women gathered in the basement of a london sex shop and did nothing but talk twat all night. yes, it was the debut of foreplay’s new support group, fannying around. we listened, laughed, learned, studied photos of flanges, discussed waxing techniques and the foreplay girls even managed to keep theirs in their knickers for once. we’d love you to join us at the next one, which will be at the end of january at sh! women’s store, portobel http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1190 Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:00:00 GMT have you ever wanted to climb inside a cunt? or maybe you’ve fantasised about being swallowed whole by a warm wet hole. mmmmmm… and what if that vagina had tentacles? now we’re talking. well you can make your dreams come true with this giant inflatable muff from the creative geniuses over at www.airworks.nl who designed this tentacled monster for a stage play. the air-filled fadge bursts onto the stage from a cupboard and devours one of the characters whole. if only shakespeare had though http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1189 Fri, 25 Feb 2011 00:00:00 GMT ledapol spike harness £114 www.joannalark.com<br> how much do i love lady gaga? actually as you don’t know who i am—least of all because i’m writing under a pseudonym i guess can i enlighten you. i love her a lot. no more than that. oodles. i would happily rub my parts up and down her or anything that she owns. sadly i am unlikely to get my hands on even a replica of anything that has come near her as she is very famous and only wears fancy clobber by the likes of rubber couturist atsuko http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1198 Wed, 23 Feb 2011 00:00:00 GMT a baker has been forced to reveal his famous pies’ secret ingredient is viagra after an entire batch was stolen by hungry thieves. the pies, which were on their way to the world pie-eating championships in wigan all contained the love-drug which not only keeps men firm, but is also an efficient preservative for potatoes. the event’s organiser, the pun-tastic tony callaghan said, ‘it’s a right cock-up. it’s going to be very hard to sort this one out.’ we can hear your collective groans from h http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1188 Tue, 22 Feb 2011 00:00:00 GMT soldiers could be getting even more protection in the barracks with the invention of blast-proof boxers. the specially-lined pants have been designed by welsh military store, bcb, and can help soldiers avoid serious injury from roadside bombs by deflecting small bits of shrapnel from a fella’s crown jewels. groinal injuries can be ‘life-changing’, says bcb managing director, andrew howell, ‘and 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the results on one page with pretty pictures. matt, cro (chief rubber officer) of rubberpages said, ‘there can be a lot of factors to consider when buying a new rubber outfit and i just want to make it easy for customers to find them, as well as keeping track of http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1184 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:00:00 GMT ‘it’s a momentous day,’ said a nauseating tony blair when, on july 6 2005, it was announced that the olympics would be held in london. and indeed the effect of these games will be momentous on foreplay’s home city, but sadly it’s not all good. despite the recession, the government is forking out for big stadiums that will possibly be under-used once the final medal had been hung, new transport links (okay i don’t mind most of those, though you take back your bloody bikes-for-hire scheme, boris http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1182 Fri, 11 Feb 2011 00:00:00 GMT hookers on a spanish highway have been brightening 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(anna lovato), and while his http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1181 Tue, 01 Feb 2011 00:00:00 GMT union films<br> i like english nymphos and i like stockings, so this one should have been a bit of a nobrainer, but while not bad, it failed to provide complete satisfaction. there are five scenes of around twenty minutes each, all of attractive girls having sex in very little except their stockings.<br><br> in each case there’s an introduction that allows plenty of time to perve over the actress while she’s got her clothes on, a must for stockings enthusiasts as that’s wha http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1180 Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT shoes and sex. is there any greater combination? no, says freelance israeli shoe designer, kobi levi. he’s designed a whole host of saucy shoes, including a juicy phallus making its way inside a pair of flaps and a sumptuous mouth, complete with tongue. kobi said: ‘i wanted to create sexy footwear with a different approach. i took different sex products— inflatable blow-up dolls and porn—and designed the shoes with these images in mind.’ unfortunately they’re one-offs, so we’re probably not like http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1179 Fri, 28 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT erectile dysfunction is more common than catching a cold, says a new survey by boots. a massive 68% of chaps have shot their load earlier than they would have liked, and nearly half of all men would like to last at least 10 minutes longer during sex. the survey supports the launch of boot’s own range of erectile dysfunction treatments, including a delay spray which numbs your knob, rubbers to help you go longer and cock rings. if you can’t hold back long enough, visit www.boots.co.uk for more http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1178 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT a landmark swedish court case that tested how much violence is acceptable between consenting adults has seen a 32-year-old man acquitted of assault. the man met a teenager from a kinky internet site and engaged in consensual bdsm with her over a weekend. the police were called, however, when relatives noticed bruising on the girl’s body. during the court case, which closely resembles the uk’s spanner case, sadomasochism experts were drafted in to give their opinion to the jury at malmö distric http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1174 Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT a council with a beef against doggers has suggested sticking a herd of bulls in a field to stop their saucy antics. prudish residents in the sleepy town of puttenham, surrey, claim the lay-by is ‘used for sexual activity night and day’. local resident, sarah green, said: ‘do they really think a bunch of perverts are going to be put off by a few bulls in a field? it will probably make them even more excited.’ it certainly brings a whole new meaning to getting the horn… http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1175 Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT pissed off residents in the austrian town of fucking are appealing to stop telephone pranksters hounding them over their (hilarious) name. they claim englishspeakers call them at all hours, to ask ‘is that fucking?’ then laugh and hang up. mayor siegfried hauppl said: ‘i don’t know why they have to go on about it all the time, the english. we are always in the news but we are just a little village. we want to be left in peace.’ last year the far less uptight residents of wank in switzerland http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1176 Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT a curvy czech politician was so angry for being criticised about wearing a tight mini-dress at a glitzy event that she has agreed to go naked at her next party conference. in a bid to attract younger voters, the busty 25-year-old, ivona fiserona, says she wants to hit back by stripping off. ‘i am even willing to shoot some decent naked pics for playboy,’ she said. ‘the money from that can go to charity. my motto is: if i can help, then it is my duty.’ we predict it’ll certainly help a hoa http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1177 Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT oh bring us some friggy pudding, cream up your yule log and let us feel your presents for this, dear readers, is our very saucy xmas special. we’ve got the perfect kinky presents (p74), hot threesome fiction with santa, holly and ivy (p20), even hotter angel long pics (p52) and two knotty boys to help wrap you up in rope (p36). plus, they say christmas is for the kids, but if you don’t have any, a paternal tony reynolds shows you how to indulge in some adult age play (p12).<br><br> http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1172 Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT do you get moist at the thought of some naughty hotel sex? well a swedish porn baron is planning to create a chain of five-star hotels in which couples can stay for free… as long as they agree to be filmed doing the dirty. berth milton jr, the brains behind the adult film giant private media, has predicted that the chain could net him up to $44m (£27.4m) a year in subscription fees from cheeky internet voyeurs watching live feeds. while they’re hoping to attract swingers for some orgy action, http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1173 Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT by angela meadows<br> this easy to read novel instantly absorbs you in its historical filth, making it the perfect bedroom wanking companion. when we meet victoria she is clueless but also curious to the ways of men’s passionate needs. in need of discipline she gets sent to the venus school for girls. this punishing place is run by madame thackeray: a harsh mistress who teaches young females the art of sexual seduction and the techniques for how to satisfy and please any man in the bedr http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1169 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT superheroes are kinky. it’s only logical, then, that our caped crusaders should slip out of their spandex and slip into one another every so often. each scene takes place to a dramatic soundtrack and self-consciously daft special effects: a mysterious vigilante in padded body-armour ejaculates over the breasts of a ‘murderous psychopath’ in clown makeup; plumes of flame are thrown around a dungeon, before our warring heroines put their differences aside and lez up; a mildmannered secretary http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1170 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT this is presented not as a film but as an in-depth guide to swinging, complete with opinions from qualified sex therapists and advice on the ins and outs of the us swinging scene. what you get is mainly slick and sexy porn with natural-looking but very attractive and clearly professional stars interspersed with scenes of the two sex therapists talking to them. i enjoyed watching the sex, and i daresay the advice is good as it goes, including what they have to say about the potential pitfalls of http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1171 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT by francine whittaker<br> tyler morrison, hero of the whipmaster, gypsy- turned-english-landowner, and above all unabashed sadist, is back in pleasure control. the book opens with him fi rmly established at the ramparts, lording it over his substantial harem of slave girls and his fellow dominants alike. he intends to expand further still, finding and training fresh girls and bringing in those already accustomed to servitude by means of a club, but his rivals have other ideas.<br> http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1168 Tue, 23 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT unless you’ve been hiding in your broom closet wearing a fetters mask, you will have noticed the ‘80s are making a comeback. they’ve remade the a-team, bought back wispa choccy bars, and now club rub has hosted its very own wet t-shirt competition.<br><br> jumping at any excuse to get her baps out, foreplay’s pale but pert sarah berry joined the tanned, toned, boobilicious glamazons on stage in, according to rub’s kim, ‘the thinnest t-shirt’s i could find!’ they all ‘oohed’ and ‘ahh http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1166 Wed, 17 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT kinky nature<br> are we kinky by nature or nurture? well these artful pages of delicate nymphets frolicking around the woods catching their death, put forth a great argument for the former. draped in everything from high fashion latex and lace to cling film, these ladies have transformed the british countryside into a naughty eden.<br><br> and while i recognise a few faces from london’s burlesque scene, the girls are more daring than they might be on stage. only a wee bit min http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1167 Wed, 17 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT there were puncture repair kits on standby last month when the annual sex-doll rafting championships took place in russia. hundreds of horny russians lined the banks of the river losevskaya near leningrad to take part in the ninth bubble baba challenge, which involves navigating the rapids using their more-than-willing inflatable partners as a buoyancy aid. singletons weren’t left out. with dolls available to rent for just 200 russian rubles (£4.20) that’s a cheap date and a blow job. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1165 Tue, 16 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT buff up your finest latex, don those skyscraper heels and pack your granny off to the country, because london fetish weekend is back.<br> among the filth, fun and pervery will be special events hosted by club subversion, london alternative market and torture garden. there will also be fetish and bdsm workshops plus a naughty pyjama party. we’ll be there in our cutest teddy bear pjs. now we just need someone to read us a bedtime story.<br><br> from 1-3 october. for more inf http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1164 Mon, 15 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT liberated councils have used government funding to help disabled residents to get laid, it has been revealed. the investigation, conducted by the outsiders and tlc trusts — charities to help disabled individuals connect with responsible sex workers — found that resources were also being spent on lapdancers, internet dating site subscriptions and home visits from sex workers. di croot, assistant team manager for learning disabilities in north norfolk said staff were encouraged to be ‘as free th http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1163 Fri, 12 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT i can’t believe we’re four months old. we’ve had lots of fun going to bukkake and cfnm parties, we’ve visited a porn cinema, travelled around the world and gone back in time, but we’re not satisfied unless you come too. so let us know what you think by taking some time to fill in our reader survey on page 28. we want you to be happy whoever and wherever you are.<br><br> even if you’re behind bars. indeed the poor bastards being held at her majesty’s pleasure make up a big part of http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1161 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT a cheeky bookies is taking bets on how much a hungarian teen will flog her virginity for in a live tv auction. the 18-yearold virgin, known only as miss spring, listed herself on ebay in a bid to pay off her family’s debt until they pulled the plug, meaning her auction will go live on hungarian tv. betting giants paddypower reckon chaps are going to splash their cash, with odds of 2/1 on the cherry-popping price being over €300,000. a paddypower spokesman said: 'this is certainly an http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1162 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT each issue we thrust a reader into the lusty limelight. this month it’s the turn of frank, a 52-year-old property developer from edinburgh<br><br> who are you?<br> i was married but now i have a new life. i regard myself as heterosexual but i’m into transsexuals.<br><br> what would you like to see in foreplay?<br> more bdsm and more attractive transsexuals<br><br> your turn ons?<br> at the moment i have a relationship with a 21-year- http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1160 Wed, 06 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT ed violet blue<br> the best part of a decade ago, violet blue edited two volumes of sweet life, short stories which revolved around couples acting out their fantasies with the aim of encouraging readers to do the same. sweet love continues the theme, with violet saying in her introduction, ‘saying yes to your sexual fantasies... is the most exciting thing you can do.’ that’s certainly the case for the couples in these stories, who try everything from threesomes to strap-on play, rape scen http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1159 Tue, 05 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT by sean o’kane<br> church of chains is the story of wpc paula cheever’s journey into erotic slavery. it opens with a honeypot sting, with paula as the honeypot, posing as a prostitute in order to trap kerb crawlers. the operation goes wrong and she is instead abducted by the church of ultimate purification, a sinister fundamentalist organisation who are intent on purifying the nation. the brothers of the church are self-righteous in their cruelties as only the members of a religious order http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1158 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT someone else’s skin<br> by elizabeth coldwell<br> e-books are the latest way to enjoy erotic fi ction, and teaming this new format with the established talents of elizabeth coldwell makes for the perfect combination. journalist annie is sceptical when she’s invited to write a feature on hypnotist graham ellison. but when she proves susceptible on stage — and ends up doing a sexy striptease — her doubt fades. after watching one of ellison’s ‘stop smoking’ dvds, she easily quits. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1157 Fri, 01 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT this is one of those films that is either going to hit the spot with you or miss it completely, and being into shemales is no guarantee that it will be a hit. what it does it does well, which is showcase shemale joanna jet as she bonks her way through five almost identical set piece scenarios. each time joanna has sex with a pretty blonde, and it’s good sex, close-up, uninhibited, playful fun with plenty of different positions, a touch of anal and some great comeshots. the production values ar http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1156 Thu, 30 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT forget birthday cake, we’re all about the birthday cock, as tvx celebrates 15 years of producing top quality wankfodder for the small screen. to mark the occasion, page three lovely charmaine sinclair is coming out of retirement (and all over her co-stars), in deadly sins of mistress sinclair. join her spanking naughty young sluts, getting porked by a chap in a piggy mask and taking damian duke up the arse with a strap-on. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1153 Wed, 29 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT a landmark inquiry is searching for scots who have used the services of trafficked prostitutes. the investigation pioneered by the equality and human rights commission scotland is the largest of its kind ever seen in the uk and aims to speak to punters of prostitutes in a bid to discover the extent of human trafficking. baroness helena kennedy qc who is spearheading the inquiry said: ‘we need help to understand the scope of the problem but those who can do that are often the very people who http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1152 Tue, 28 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT the advent of asian babes (which taught the world that yes, asian girls are just as up for it as everyone else and featured erotic stories containing phrases such as ‘i groaned like a sick cow’), may have been almost 20 years ago, but there’s still a huge novelty factor in seeing sub-continental cuties getting their saris off.<br><br> although the title of this dvd is a complete misnomer (as nobody jumps up and starts singing for no reason whatsoever, and i’m sure shilpa shetty an http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1155 Tue, 28 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT i say, old bean, do you yearn for the golden days when finely coiffured cads would don their finest tweed and battle it out for the ladies’ affections? well that’s exactly what happened last month at the annual chap olympiad. the event, hosted by the chap magazine, saw thousands of well-groomed chaps and chapettes gather in a charming london park for a rip-roaring time with events such as cucumber sandwich discus and dry martini mixing. rumour has it that one moustachioed gent almost choked http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1151 Mon, 27 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT devoted husbands proved their love (and machismo) last month when latvia held its third annual wifecarrying competition. the championship saw 53 blokes hauling their wives up a hill in a bid to make it to the top first. the men are allowed to carry their wives in whichever way they want, but many favour the ‘estonian style’ (pictured). says wife and contestant ineta kalnmale, ‘it was hard for me to hold on and i felt it was hard for my husband to run. my head was hanging downwards and i tho http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1150 Fri, 24 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT dir: tanya hyde<br> harmony<br> this latest harmony delivering oozes production quality and pure filth. the runtime of the dvd is just shy of three hours and this is split amongst only four scenes. that’s double the usual 20 minutes per scene found on most adult movies and allowed me to bang out two wanks each!<br><br> scene one features a ballerina going through some of her moves (she must have a ballet background due to the skill and grace with which they are perf http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1141 Fri, 24 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT running out of rubbers at the wrong time usually means a mad dash to the 24- hour garage. but some lucky swiss residents can now have emergency supplies delivered by bicycle. the dial-a-condom scheme run by the swiss aids federation will cover three major swiss cities and aims to raise awareness of hiv and avoid unwanted pregnancies. an emergency pack of three costs 8 swiss francs (about a fiver), but it’s a small price to pay for a spontaneous fuck. their genius advertising slogan, ‘wir ko http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1149 Thu, 23 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT we’re chuffed to announce the launch of our brand spanking new website at www.foreplaymag.co.uk. fuck facebook, this is more like sit-on-my-facebook as you can upload all your dirty pics, chat up members of staff, meet other members and read back issues of the nation’s dirtiest literary mag. and what’s more, it’s completely free. that’s right, all of this lusty loveliness for nothing. all you have to do is take a few minutes to sign up with a username and password. and for those who haven’t q http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1148 Wed, 22 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT why waste all your time chasing big-titted bitches around town when all you have to do is throw a wad of cash at these busty hos and they’ll let you blow your wad all over them? it’s simple supply and demand: you supply the dough and demand that these fi ve hootered hookers drain your cock. it’s a win-win.<br> gloria http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1154 Wed, 22 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT oh how i used to love going on a trip to the cinema. losing myself in some other world, willing the damsel to be saved, the monster to be killed or the poor sick kid to hurry up and die. of course, as i got older, i only managed to watch bits of the film as some chap would try and cop a feel as he snogged my face off. later still when alanis morissette came out with her dodgy jagged little pill album, howling the words, ‘would she go down on you in a theatre?’ the challenge became to get in http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1147 Tue, 21 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT film erotica<br> you’d assume that this flick would be about five young brit pornlets pissing off to tuscany and getting some italian sausage, but no — the only italian male seen in the dvd is some poor old geezer on crutches in the town square. thankfully, they make do with the three english blokes who were brought along to the shoot instead, meaning they could have shot this on a hen do in a poncy house in surrey to be honest. the true international flavour comes from a german girl who http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1140 Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT need a little extra excitement in your life but can’t wait until christmas? well join the rest of the world in one world orgasm day on the 8th august. it’s, ‘a celebration as big as any holiday, with as much anticipation, less anxiety, and more fulfillment than waiting for santa.’ so whether you choose to strum solo, frig with a friend, or roger yourself with a rabbit, put on your best come face and join the rest of the world in the most climactic event of the year. http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1134 Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT the owners of a christian sex shop are now offering couples a divinely dirty weekend away. stella and stan hunt, the brains behind www.whollylove.com are renting out getaways at a chalet in penlan, south wales. a naughty night away is always nice, but somehow we don’t expect to find a st andrew’s cross… http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1133 Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT since watching roman holiday i’ve dreamt of visiting the ancient city and that some italian stallion would whisk me away on his vespa before plying me with wine and fucking me al fresco. well now there’s even more reason for me to live out my wet dreams: torture garden en italia! who’d have thought that one of the sexiest cities in the world, also has a barrage of kinksters, standing proud in the finest rubber and pvc that money can buy? sadly the italian version of the london club, which saw i http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1146 Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT the owners of a burger van were arrested last month after handing out free porn with their late-night kebabs. punters were given the dirty dvds in driffield, east yorkshire, after spending more than a fiver on booze and burgers. the pair of porn peddlers even played the movies on a portable tv in the van in an attempt to lure in drunken revellers from the town centre.<br><br> police licensing officer pc carolyn grundy said: ‘it is unbelievable customers were being offered porn dvd http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1130 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT they say that size doesnt matter but that certainly wasn’t the case for the historic long man of wilmington after he sprouted a 20ft cock overnight. cheeky vandals added the appendage to the eastbourne- based chalk artwork with the same paint used to line football pitches. a spokesperson from the sussex archaeological society said the knob was ‘unusually large’. well, we all know it’s not what you’ve got, but what you do with it that counts… http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1131 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT he’s slept with over 2,000 prostitutes (a gentleman should always make love a good deal. and £25 is a good deal), been banned from the us for moral turpitude, had an affair with a scottish 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master or insecure narcissist, any company whose motto is ‘we are dedicated to serving you’ will probably appeal. having been all three at one time or another, it certainly caught my attention.<br><br> however, house of eros has a lot more going for it than just a subby catchphrase. as designers, manufacturers and suppliers of the highest quality bdsm furniture and accessories, this uk-based firm loves to work as closely as possible with its http://www.desiremagazine.co.uk/news/viewnews.aspx?newsid=1143 Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT what’s better than one erotic emporium for women? well two of them, of course. sh! women’s store, the famous sex shop for girlies, has opened a brand new shop in swanky portobello road. the inviting pink palace welcomes women to browse the multitude of sex toys, racy lingerie and erotic fiction over a nice cup of tea, and all without getting perved on by blokes. well-behaved chaps are welcome to join the fun when escorted by a woman, but for those fellas 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