 Celia the Rubber and Plastic Mistress
Walking down Ladbroke Grove the other day I was feeling nervous but very excited because, in a few minutes, I was due to meet Celia the dominant Mistress and one of the stars of the LIPPS – Ladies in Plastic and PVC website. Celia is a tall veteran, mature lady with an hour glass figure. Her breasts are
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 Sarah Berry: A lovely balloon fetishist called Ken just rang Foreplay Towers. His top tip: When blowing balloons, keep your cheeks taut, don't blow them out. That forces the air straight into the balloon. Says Ken: "I can put a brand new balloon into my mouth and blow it up without using my hands." What a guy! Am now planning a balloon shoot with c
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 On being ‘Kinky’
I am kinky; I didn’t start out that way as I am sure most deviants don’t. It happened a long time ago when, as a child, I first became interested in girls. There was a girl at my first school when I was around six and I suppose it was my first love affair. I was fascinated by her, her lovely face and the little kilts she wor
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 A loyal slave got a telling off from German police after obeying orders from his Domme to wander through the streets in his leather fetish gear. The gimp, complete with leather mask, was stopped in the Bavarian town of Günzburg after passers-by reported him to the plod.
‘He wore sadomasochistic gear and his face was covered with a mask,’ said G
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 Sarah Berry: Foreplay columnists Kunt and the Gang are at number 66 in the singles charts everyone! A big Xxxmas fucking whoop for 'Use my Arsehole as a C*nt.'
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 Sarah Berry: Anyone fancy a zentai leopard? Roooaaarrrrr! I'm modeling my new outfit sent by the lovely peeps at www.legwearuk.co.uk. It's for a shoot with the other lycra clad fetishists from the zentai munch at the end of the month. We're going to be causing a stir on London's Southbank. Think I'll have to wear contacts though - as you can see my
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 Sarah Berry: We’re very proud of fab Foreplay contributor Richard Bevan. He’s gone and put on a play in London’s indie capital Camden. It manages to pack in pansexuality infidelity, internet flings and fetishism. I’ll be watching it tomorrow. I hope you can all come too!
Trading Faces run until Saturday November 6 at the Lion and Unicorn Pub in
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 Helen Storey: Are you planning a kinky collaring ceremony? Always fancied yourselves as a bit of a Posh and Becks?
Well we're on the hunt for a filthy couple who would like us to cover their special day in the style of OK! magazine.
We’ll supply a professional photographer and one of our roving reporters to grab a slice of the action, and h
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 Sarah Berry: I'm after saucy seasonal confessions for Foreplay's sister mag Fetish. Do you get stiff over snow? Does sneezing make you froth? Would you love to do Santa or his little (adult) helpers? Do you come when you wrap presents? Have you ever put your knob in an Xmas pudding? I welcome any confessions however big or small. You can be anon or
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 Sarah Berry: Darling Foreplayers, it’s come to our attention that some of you are having trouble getting your paws on our magazine. Whilst Helen and I get great self satisfaction from producing all this wank fodder, we hate talking to ourselves. So if you can’t find Foreplay, or it’s sister mags Best of Foreplay, Desire Presents BDSM, Fetish and Sw
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 Helen Storey: They say that French is the language of love, but recent polls suggest that over 75% of French couples have a bad sex life.
The survey, conducted by France’s prestigious Institute of Public Opinion, found over a third of madamoiselles admitted to faking a headache or using tiredness as an excuse to get out of doing the dirty, and
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 Sarah Berry: Would you Adam and Eve it? I’ve been asked to go on the radio. And not some seedy late night venture, but for a big, posh show! My task is to convince housewives nationwide that porn isn’t the root of all evil on Radio 4’s Woman’s Hour. Tune in at 10am this Friday 17th Sept to hear me grappling for clean words for cock. Ooh ‘eck!
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 Sarah Berry: Good afternoon ladies, gents and inbetweeenies, we'd like your assistance with a feature for Foreplay's sister mag Desire Presents Swinging. We want hear of your funny, shocking and sexy threesome, foursome and orgy experiences. How did it happen? What did you do? How did it feel? Can be totally anonymous if you like. Email us at edito
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 Helen Storey: Dig out your finest lederhosen because the world-famous adult trade show, Venus, returns to kink capital Berlin next month. Over 27,000 adult vendors, performers and sex-mad visitors are expected to make it to the four-day frig-fest which starts on 14 October.
There’ll be the chance to mingle with porn-stars, get hands-on with the
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 Helen Storey: There were crossed legs all round this week when Serbia hosted its annual testicle-cooking festival. Ball Cup 2010, now in its seventh year, saw participants from all over the globe flock to the picturesque village of Ozrem for the ultimate bollock barbeque.
This year’s menu featured nads from over sixteen different species, inclu
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 Helen Storey: If you love the thrill of being dominated by feisty, sultry black FemDommes then there's only one place for you — CLICK HERE Club Black Whip
Ruled by Foreplay favourite, the delicious (and fantastically buxom) Madame Caramel, Club Black Whip will cater to your every need, wh
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 Helen Storey: A wise man once said, ‘Put something on the end of it.’ Okay, it was Jeremy Kyle, but aging swingers are being warned to rubber up after a study revealed rates of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in over-45s have rocketed.
The data, taken from a number of Dutch sexual health clinics found that over half (55%) of all infected
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 Sarah Berry: We're after thrills of a super sexual kind in Foreplay towers as I'm writing a piece on sex with ghosts. Anyone had it? Wants it? Know how I can get it? Drop me a message at editor@foreplaymag.co.uk (or for any ghouls out there, feel free to come over me) before Sept 10. WooooOOOOOooooo!
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 Sarah Berry: Goodness me I've come over all maternal. It's not a feeling I'm very accustomed to as I'd rather eat slugs than squirt a sprog out my snatch. But a letter has just landed on my desk that's causing me to glow with pride for helping give birth to Foreplay. It's from Adult Baby Becky and contains this little poem:
Foreplay is so very s
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 Sarah Berry: You'd think editing the world's filthiest erotic journal, having a stack of free porn and sex toys to bribe boys with and the ability, after 12 years of flute lessons, to move my tongue at 360 flaps per second, would mean it's easy to get laid. But it can be quite tricky. Especially now as we're online and my potential suitors who are
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 Helen Storey: There’s nothing we love more than shedding our clothes and getting wet. And thousands people agree with us as they took to the water last month in an attempt to break the skinny dipping Guinness World Record.
CLICK HERE - The American Association for Nude Recreation hosted the atte
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 Sarah Berry: Ooh I’m so excited. I know, I know I’m always exited but today I am doubly so because yesterday afternoon Silver Moon’s Richard and I chose (cue drum roll) THE WINNER OF THE BDSM WRITER COMP! Not only am I thrilled with the winner who will get her (yes it’s a her, sorry boys) story printed in Foreplay and it’s sister mag Desire Present
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 Helen Storey: Have you always yearned to see pictures of cocks in high definition in various poses, disguises and states of flaccidness?
Well no, neither have we, but that's what you get over on -click here HIGH CONTRAST COCKS- Proud cock owner Craig has snaps of his cock covered in glitt
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 I was in the hospital with my girlfriend yesterday.
They were running some emergency tests on some strange sensations she was getting down below (On her back! Not like that, you swines) so as we sat around waiting the two plus hours for the results to the MRI (when they tell you it takes twenty minutes, don't believe them), one of the consultan
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 Sarah Berry: AGGGHH! Just nipped outside Foreplay towers for a crafty fag and am now soaked! My summer dress is clinging to my little boobs and my cold nipples almost took the security guard's eye out! Ah well it's good practice for Saturday night when I'll be entering Club Rub's wet teeshirt competition. Does anyone have any more ideas on how I ca
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 Helen Storey: Made you look. Well, I'm chuffed to bits that we've finally crawled out of the dark ages, and that we can give you all the news and gossip from Foreplay Towers straight down the intertubes and into your filthy minds.
Stay tuned for all the hottest news, musings and sneak previews of what's to come in the next issue of Foreplay.
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 Sarah Berry: Look at me, I’m on the web! It’s so fecking exciting that I, along with my colleagues, am able to spread the Foreplay love to a wider audience. Though even as I bask in glow of the electronic glow of this modern medium, I know that this means trouble! As Max Moseley pointed out on the Andrew Marr show, we are no longer in a time where
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Mark Farley: I think I answered some sort of adult listing in the local newspaper. Couples Seeking Males, or something like that. I wrote a really polite letter to the post box number the newspaper had arranged for the man and wife advertised, and surprisingly it was soon answered. They sent me a letter with no picture, unlike what I had happily se
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 Are you all dressed up with nowhere to go? Well join the thousands of trannies, crossdressers and drag queens who’ll be flocking to Manchester this July to attend Sparkle, the UK’s leading transgender fest.
It’s a fabulous place to make new friends, support the cause and bring out your girly side. Discover your best colour at the make-up worksh
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 Meanwhile, well-to-do revellers at the Chelsea Flower Show nearly dropped their monocles when a naked mob showed up in yet another publicity stunt. Wearing little other than body paint and daisies over their nipples, the brightly coloured models were hired to promote The Naturally Fashionable Garden (which unfortunately didn’t win).
Kristina La
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A Chinese shopping centre looked more like a scene from a Carry On film last month when it hosted a bra-removing contest. Scores of Sid James-esque bra-poppers battled it out to disrobe female models in the fastest time with the lucky winner taking home a gi ft certi tcate for 1000 yuan (£100).
An anonymous woman put all the
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 A naked foursome set morning papers quivering last month when they joined London commuters on their Tube journey to work. The nudey group, armed only with bags to protect their modesties, took to the Jubilee line amongst gawps and smirks to promote Virgin 1’s new show, Naked O ffice. The show aims to get staff working (and stripping o ff) tog
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 Most people would agree that human touch is essential for spiritual, emotional and mental well-being. Whether you believe in five hugs a day to be happy or twelve hugs a day to thrive, the notion is the same. Touch is a way to connect ourselves to each other. It is a way to show comfort, affection and support, among other things. It is ultimat
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